i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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