i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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