No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
