Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
i dont even know how to be here
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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