I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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