does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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