don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Do you remember whose house we're in?
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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