What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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