yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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