i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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