Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Semen is not good for contacts.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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