someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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