is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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