Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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