if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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