yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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