But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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