Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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