Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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