; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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