69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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