Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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