I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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