Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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