I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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