hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Damn victory sex feels great
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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