Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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