you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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