The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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