why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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