just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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