Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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