I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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