if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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