Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize