you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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