oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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