How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Randomize