He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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