Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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