I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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