drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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