Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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