You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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