oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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