well I can't set my house on fire every night
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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