I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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