I seem to have left my pride at pride
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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