If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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