If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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