Buhtt sex?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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