i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
