Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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