i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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