Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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