P.S. I can't hear my feet
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
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