Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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