btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
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