Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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