so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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