yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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